Ex Squeeze Me

Accordion to popular belief, playing this instrument will squeeze out a good time!

• Why did the accordion player break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his constant squeezing!
• How do you fix a broken accordion? With a little reedjustment!
• Why was the accordion player always calm during performances? He knew how to keep things under control, bellows and all.
• What’s an accordion’s favorite type of music? Anything that strikes a chord with its keys!